Warning: This subsection contains extremely complex and challenging material.
Only the most elite ironers need apply.
Extreme ironing is a discipline that requires great finesse, focus, and a willingness to push the limits of human endurance.
Candidates will be tested on their ability to iron clothes while navigating a obstacle course of folding chairs, precariously placed laundry baskets, and treacherous terrain.
Subsection 23: The Ironing Gauntlet
A 500-meter course of ironing challenges, including:
- 100 meters of ironing over a bed of nails.
- 50 meters of ironing while being attacked by a swarm of bees.
- 100 meters of ironing while being blown back by a jet of steam.
- 250 meters of ironing while being chased by a pack of wild dogs.
Passing this subsection will require a score of 500/500 or higher.