Section 24: "The Unrelenting Fury of the Certification Examinations"

And so, after 23 excruciating sections, you're finally here. Welcome to Section 2.4.1, where the stakes are higher than a high school prom date's ego.

You're almost done with the mandatory review and certification process! Just 5 more sections to go, and you'll be free from the soul-sucking drudgery of this program.

But wait, there's more! In this section, you'll learn the intricacies of:

• Subsection 24.1.1: "The Art of Napping During Exams"
• Subsection 24.1.2: "The Science of Procrastination: A Case Study"
• Subsection 24.1.3: "The Fine Art of Pretending to Care"