Notes from the Inquisition:
Subsection 3.1: The Unreliability of Certificates
The Uncertainty Principle
Subsection 3.2: The Futility of Multiple Choice Questions
Multiple Choice Madness
Subsection 3.3: The Inevitability of Scantron Filler
Scantron Frenzy
Subsection 3.4: The Certainty of Failure
Total Certification Failure