Cheat Sheet
For the Utterly Inept
Because, let's be real, who needs to actually know anything?
- How to Turn Off the Alarm: Press the button that says "Snooze". It's not that hard.
- How to Make a Good Impression: Wear a bright orange jumpsuit and pretend you're a traffic cone.
- How to Cook Ramen Noodles: Boil water. Add noodles. Wait. Eat.
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