Cheat Sheet

For the Utterly Inept

Because, let's be real, who needs to actually know anything?

How to Turn Off the Alarm: Press the button that says "Snooze". It's not that hard.
How to Make a Good Impression: Wear a bright orange jumpsuit and pretend you're a traffic cone.
How to Cook Ramen Noodles: Boil water. Add noodles. Wait. Eat.

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