The Mandatory Review and Certification of Utterly Inadequate Performance

Congratulations, you have failed. Like, really failed. Like, catastrophically failed.

Your performance was so bad, it's a wonder you didn't get a participation trophy just for showing up.

But don't worry, we're here to help. We'll give you a certificate of participation, and a pat on the back.

Or, you know, a participation trophy. That's still a thing, right?

Here's your review:

• Failed to meet even basic expectations
• Couldn't get anything right if you tried
• Managed to turn a simple task into a disaster

And here's your certification:

Certificate of Utterly Inadequate Performance

This is your certificate of completion, proving that you managed to fail spectacularly.

It's not a real certificate, but it's a nice thought, right?

What Now? What Was the Point of This Thing?

Fail Better Next Time