Level 2: because who needs actual competence, anyway?
Objective: Learn to pretend you're doing your job while secretly playing Solitaire on your computer.
Prerequisites: Level 1, a strong stomach for boredom, and a willingness to sacrifice your soul.
Duration: 30 minutes, but it feels like an eternity.
Recommended for: Those who enjoy the thrill of doing the bare minimum and still getting paid.
Warning: May lead to increased risk of being discovered, demoted, or fired. Prolonged exposure may cause permanent damage to your career and self-esteem.