Mandatory Review and Certification: Section 2 - Subsection 2

Welcome, future overlords, to the most grueling, soul-crushing certification process in the multiverse.

Section 2: Advanced Mind-Control Techniques

• Subsection 2-1: The Art of Eye of Newt Gazing
• Subsection 2-2: Telepathic Mind Melding
• Subsection 2-3: The Ancient Art of Hypnotic Suggestion

Note: Please do not attempt to use these techniques on your friends, family, or pets. They will not end well.