Mandatory Review and Certification: Section 2 - Subsection 2
Welcome, future overlords, to the most grueling, soul-crushing certification process in the multiverse.
Section 2: Advanced Mind-Control Techniques
- Subsection 2-1: The Art of Eye of Newt Gazing
- Subsection 2-2: Telepathic Mind Melding
- Subsection 2-3: The Ancient Art of Hypnotic Suggestion
Note: Please do not attempt to use these techniques on your friends, family, or pets. They will not end well.