Section 3: The Agony of the Audit

And now, the thrilling conclusion to our Mandatory Review and Certification process! In this section, we will make you scream in terror as we audit your every move, question your every decision, and scrutinize your every... um, stapler.

3.1: The Dreaded Peer Review

Your colleagues, your friends, your family members - they're all out to get you. In this section, you'll be subjected to the withering gaze of your peers, who will dissect your every thought, question your every move, and generally make you feel like a human piñata filled with anxiety and self-doubt.

And if you thought things couldn't get any worse, think again! In this subsection, we'll show you the art of deflecting constructive criticism with the finesse of a professional dodgeball player.

And if you're still awake, let's move on to the next subsection, where you'll learn the art of making excuses, because, let's face it, you're probably not doing anything right.