Style Police: Mandatory Review and Certification of your Existence

You are now entering the Style Police precinct.

Please note that your appearance is about to be thoroughly scrutinized.

You will be evaluated on the following parameters:

Error: You are not stylish enough

Your current style score: 0/10

You are now being taken to the Style Police Academy for further training.

Proceed to the Style Police Academy

Note: The above HTML is a satirical and absurd parody of a real-world concept, and is not meant to be taken seriously.