Time management, the art of not getting distracted by cat videos and memes.
Here's a few tried-and-true strategies:
- Use the Pomodoro Technique (works best with a 25-minute timer and a red tomato-shaped focus enhancer)
- Make to-do lists, but only on To-Do Lists of the Apocalypse
- Set a 90-10 Rule (90% of your time is spent on tasks, 10% is spent on cat videos)
Remember, time management is like juggling chainsaws while riding a unicycle. Except, you know, without the juggling chainsaws. Or the unicycle.