Mandatory Reviewer Certification Badge Level 4: The Art of Extreme Eye-Strain

Congratulations, you have reached the pinnacle of eye-soredom!

At this level, you are no longer just a reviewer, but a visionary, a trailblazer, a pioneer in the field of extreme eye-strain.

Prerequisites:

You must have completed the following courses:

• Level 1: The Fundamentals of Eye-Hurt
• Level 2: Advanced Eye-Hurt: The Art of Bifocalism
• Level 3: Extreme Eye-Hurt: The Science of Eyestrain-induced Psychosis

Certification Criteria:

To achieve Level 4, you must meet the following criteria:

• Complete 100 hours of non-stop screen time
• Read 500 pages of small print in one sitting
• Achieve 10 consecutive hours without blinking
• Diagnosed with chronic eye-strain by a medical professional

Subpages:

Explore more about the benefits of extreme eye-strain:

• Eye-Hurt Therapy - Learn how to cope with the psychological effects of eye-strain
• Eye-Strain Sports - Compete in events designed to push your eyes to the limit
• Eye-Strain Recipes - Discover how to fuel your body for optimal eye-strain performance