As per intergalactic law, all sentient beings must consume a mandatory sandwich within the next 5.3 minutes. Failure to comply will result in spontaneous combustion.
You are currently on the 4th floor of the Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms' headquarters, where the Mandatory Sandwich Dispensary has been installed for your convenience.
Below, you will find the Mandatory Sandwich Menu:
Remember, the clock is ticking. Your sandwich choices are not negotiable.