Today's Agenda:
9:00 AM - Arrival and awkward small talk
9:15 AM - Group trust-building exercise: trust-falling from a 3-foot trampoline
12:00 PM - Lunch: A buffet of questionable leftovers
1:30 PM - The Great Outdoors: A group hike up a moderately steep hill
3:00 PM - Team sports tournament: dodgeball, because who needs actual skill
5:00 PM - Debriefing: Who did it, who didn't, and who got lost
6:00 PM - Dinner: Because everyone's stomachs are still recovering from lunch
We will be providing free t-shirts for all participants who survive the day.
Important Notes:
- No one is forced to participate in any activity that makes them uncomfortable.
- No one will be held responsible for anyone who gets lost, hurt, or eaten by a bear.
- Please do not bring any actual valuables, as they will likely be lost in the woods or on the trampoline.
- Please do not bring any actual talent, as it will only be a distraction.