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Exit Strategies
Exit Strategies
Are you tired of being stuck in meetings that never end? Do you dream of freedom from pointless PowerPoint presentations?
Look no further! Our expert team of highly trained professionals has crafted the following exit strategies for you:
- Fake an Emergency (Technical Issues, Bathroom Crisis, Family Emergency),
- Pretend to Listen (Active Listening, Passive Aggressive Nodding, The Classic Head-Nod),
- Pretend to Agree (The Art of Noncommittal, Agreeing to Disagree, The Fine Line Between Yes and No),
- Physically Removing (The Art of the Quick Exit, The Sudden Departure, The Elegant Exit),
- Psychologically Removing (The Mind Games, The Exit Interview, The Never-Ending Story),
Don't get stuck in a meeting that's gone off the rails? Try one of our expert strategies, and you'll be back to your desk, sipping coffee and wondering what just happened!
Mandatory Mindfulness for those who just can't seem to leave.