Mandatory Team Building Philosophy

The art of making coworkers tolerate each other's presence for extended periods of time.

Key principles:

• 1. Mandatory team building is not actually building, it's just tolerating.
• 2. The goal is not to have fun, it's to pretend to have fun while secretly counting down the minutes until you can go back to your desk and stare at a spreadsheet.
• 3. Team bonding is not actually bonding, it's just a series of forced interactions designed to make you wonder why you ever thought your coworkers were friends.

Subpages:

Team Building Agenda

Mandatory Team Building Techniques