Welcome to the Ultra-Relaxed Schedule
Where the concept of punctuality is merely a distant memory. Here's the agenda for today:
- 10:00 AM: Arrive. Maybe.
- 11:00 AM: Caffeine intake: 50% chance of success
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Hopefully.
- 1:00 PM: Nap time. Don't worry, it's not a meeting.
- 2:00 PM: More coffee. Because, why not?
- 3:00 PM: "Meetings" with imaginary clients. Just pretend to be interested.
- 5:00 PM: End of the day. Possibly.
Remember, the ultra-relaxed schedule is all about embracing the chaos. You're welcome.
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