Welcome, team! Because you've clearly forgotten what fun is, we've scheduled some activities for you.
Join us for some extreme ironing in the break room. We'll provide the irons, you bring the angst.
Next Activity: Extreme Team BuildingDon't worry, we won't make you sing, but you might have to listen to us.
Next Activity: Optional Karaoke for the LulzWe'll feed you. You eat. We all pretend to enjoy it.
The Lunch of Despair