MANDATORY VACATION

You've been sent here because you didn't get the hint. "Team Building" was just a euphemism.

Here's your Mandatory Vacation, complete with:

Forced Family Fun

A 10-hour PowerPoint presentation about "synergy" and "disrupting the paradigm."
Team-building trust falls, because who needs actual trust?
A group hug circle, because individual boundaries are overrated.
A scavenger hunt for the CEO's favorite pen.

And, of course:

A guided tour of the break room's vending machine, because who doesn't love the thrill of watching someone else make a cup of coffee?
A mandatory viewing of "The Office" marathon, because you clearly need to be reminded what a real team looks like.
A group dinner at the nearest Applebee's, because who needs actual flavor when you have a 30-minute wait for your food?

Don't worry, you'll be back to your desk in no time, ready to "synergize" and "disrupt" like never before!