Declare True Emptiness and Leave

Team building activities: where the only thing we're building is our escape routes.

Because who needs trust falls or scavenger hunts when you have the freedom to leave at any moment?

Buy our team members out of this place and take a break at the outlet mall!

Or just abandon ship altogether, we hear the conference center has a great buffet.

But wait, there's more! Our team building activities also include:

• More declaring!
• True Emptiness Fest: where we all just stare at each other in silence.

Let's discuss our exit strategy.

Or just leave and never come back.

We hope to see you at our next team building activity: where we'll all just sit in the break room and silently contemplate our existence.