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The Mandatory Karaoke Contest

Welcome, contestant! Are you ready to show off your vocal chops?

Our judges, the infamous Bland and Bored, are ready to critique your every warble.

We've got a prize for the winner, and a participation trophy for everyone else. Because, let's be real, everyone who participates is a winner.

But don't worry, we're not just looking for any ol' singing. No, no, no. We're looking for the real star of the show.