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Welcome, contestant! Are you ready to show off your vocal chops?
Our judges, the infamous Bland and Bored, are ready to critique your every warble.
We've got a prize for the winner, and a participation trophy for everyone else. Because, let's be real, everyone who participates is a winner.
But don't worry, we're not just looking for any ol' singing. No, no, no. We're looking for the real star of the show.