Our team's social skills are as rusty as their escape room attempts. We're pretty sure the reason we didn't include it is that we're afraid of being trapped in a room with our coworkers for an extended period. The thought of having to make small talk with Karen from HR for 2 hours straight sends shivers down our spines.
Plus, have you seen the price of an escape room? It's like they're trying to extract a ransom from us. We'd rather spend our money on more important things... like extra coffee machines in the break room.
However, if you're interested in experiencing the thrill of being trapped with your colleagues, you can try our Escape Room Surrogates program. For the low, low price of $1000, we'll send you a team of professional escape room enthusiasts to do the hard work for you. Just don't expect us to join them.
Buyout the Entire Building for an even more immersive experience. Because, let's be real, who needs actual teamwork when you can just pay someone to do it for you?