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Team Building Awards - Most Creative Reason for Absence

Winner: John "The Sudden Case of Sudden Onset Sudden Death" Smith

John's creative reason: "I was kidnapped by aliens who needed my expertise in corporate team-building exercises to prepare them for their own intergalactic office retreat."

Read John's acceptance speech

Runner-up: Jane "The Unplugged" Jenkins

Jane's creative reason: "I was temporarily unable to join the team due to a sudden and unexpected bout of spontaneous human combustion, which required me to be quarantined in a hazmat suit."

Read Jane's creative reasoning skills whitepaper

Creative Reasoning Skills Award

Presented to the team member who has mastered the art of coming up with increasingly ridiculous excuses for their absence.

Read the official award criteria