Most Likely to Need a Vacation from Vacation

Given to the individual who has successfully managed to find a way to relax on their vacation, only to realize they're still working.

Winner: Barry

Barry took 3 days off to "recharge" and still managed to check his work email 17 times, send 5 work emails, and "accidentally" order a timeshare.

Runner-up: Karen

Karen tried to unplug and focus on self-care, but ended up writing a 10-page report on "The Importance of Productivity" during her "digital detox."

Most Likely to Get Promoted While on Vacation

A sub-award for those who can't seem to escape the corporate grind, even on their days off.

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Most Likely to Get Lost in a Crowd

For those who can't seem to find their way back to the hotel room.

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Most Likely to Accidentally Super Glue Their Shoes to the Floor

Because who needs to walk, anyway?

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Most Likely to Turn Their Vacation into a Business Opportunity

Because work is always on the mind, even on the beach.

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Special Mention: Most Likely to Get Sunburned and Then Complain About It

A nod to those who can't seem to apply sunscreen, even when it's a good idea.

Congratulations, team!

May the odds be ever in your favor, especially when it comes to finding a good tan.

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