Congratulations, you managed to not win the Team Building Award! That's right, you were so close, but not quite good enough. But don't worry, we still love you!
Here's a special award just for you, the Runner-Up:
Congratulations, you didn't drive your team members too crazy! You didn't call them out for their ridiculous opinions or make them feel like they're walking on sunshine. You just...tolerated them.
And as a special bonus, you get to take home this exclusive:
A whole cup of freshly brewed coffee, just for you! Enjoy it while you're basking in the glory of not being the worst.
Other notable mentions include:
Congratulations, you used the copier for personal use 12 times! That's right, you're a real champion.
Congratulations, you managed to say the word "synergy" 5 times in one meeting! That's right, you're a true master of buzzwordery.
Want to see who else won? Check the full list of winners