Mandatory Team Building: The Only Philosophy That Matters

Welcome, wretched souls, to Mandatory Team Building, the only philosophy that will transform your soul-crushing corporate existence into a tolerable experience.

Principles of Mandatory Team Building

• 1. The only goal of Team Building is to justify a 4-day retreat in a conference room.
• 2. The more PowerPoint, the better.
• 3. Team members who do not eat the free catering food are not team players.
• 4. The loudest person in the meeting will be the one who gets to decide everything.

Subpages:

• Mandatory Team Building Activities
• Mandatory Team Building Rituals of the Ancients