You are now a part of our Forced Reading program. Congratulations!
Here's what's expected of you:
- Read the entirety of "The Joy of Mandatory Vacations" by Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, a 500-page tome on the benefits of being forced to do things.
- Attend weekly seminars on the importance of productivity in leisure activities.
- Complete at least 20 hours of mandatory reading per week. Anything less, and you'll be subject to reeducation.
- Join our monthly book club, where we discuss the finer points of forced leisure.