Q: What is the purpose of the Forced Tour?
A: To extract your last shred of dignity and replace it with crippling self-doubt.
Q: Will I be forced to wear a neon jumpsuit?
A: Only if you want to. But let's be real, you probably will.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock?
A: Only if it's a rock that's also a functioning member of the human society. Otherwise, no.