You've been randomly assigned a forced vacation, because why not? You've earned it. Congratulations!
For the next 48 hours, you're going to be stuck on a deserted island with only a coconut and a ukulele for company. Sounds like a real treat, right?
But don't worry, it gets better! You'll also have to participate in a series of grueling trust-building exercises with your fellow castaways, like "Who Can Build the Most Impressive Sandcastle" and "Who Can Eat the Most Coconuts in One Sitting"!
And, of course, there's the pièce de résistance: "Island Survivor's Got Talent." Show off your best renditions of "Island Fever" and "I'm a Little Teapot" for a chance to win the coveted Golden Coconut award!
So, buckle up, buttercup! It's time to trade in your briefcase for a pair of flip flops and a Hawaiian shirt. You're going to need it.