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1. You must take a break from the world of productivity and focus solely on the art of doing nothing.
2. You are required to consume at least three (3) units of our proprietary brand of vacation-themed snack food per day, as prescribed by our lawyers.
3. You must not attempt to work, unless absolutely necessary (in which case, you're doing it wrong).
4. You are prohibited from wearing pants while on vacation, unless absolutely necessary (in which case, you're probably a corporate executive).
5. In the event of an emergency, please contact our 24-hour emergency response team, who will promptly ignore your pleas for help and tell you that you're on vacation, so you should be relaxed.
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