Blueprints for the Utterly Incompetent Tinkerer

Because, let's face it, we've all been there: you've managed to break something, and now it's a mangled mess of wires and screws.

Advanced Tinkering | Basic Repair Techniques

Advanced Tinkering: For the Real Mavericks

For those who want to get under the hood (literally), here's where the magic happens.

Warning: do not attempt any of the following if you're not prepared for existential dread and potential property damage.

1. Duct Taping the Ventilation System

2. Wiring the Toaster with a Fish Bone

3. Turning the Tire into a Tornado Tamer

Duct Taping the Ventilation System | Wiring the Toaster with a Fish Bone | Turning the Tire into a Tornado Tamer

Basic Repair Techniques: For the Rest of Us

When things get really stuck, and you're not sure if you're in over your head (or on your head, or in your pants), it's time for the basics.

1. Duct Taping the Broken Thing

2. Banging on it with a Hammer

3. Using the Force to Push it Back Together

Duct Taping the Broken Thing | Banging on it with a Hammer | Using the Force to Push it Back Together