The 427 Reasons Why Our Server is Completely Unreliable

Reasons 1-100

• Reason 1: We're still trying to figure out how to use this newfangled "server" thingy.
• Reason 2: Our cat, Mr. Whiskers, keeps knocking over the power cord.
• Reason 3: The coffee machine in the break room was a bad idea.

Reasons 101-200

• Reason 101: The internets are always changing, man.
• Reason 102: Our IT guy, Bob, is on a 3-month vacation.
• Reason 103: The air conditioning unit in the server room is possessed.

Reasons 201-300

• Reason 201: We're still trying to remember what the point of this exercise was.
• Reason 202: The server room is haunted by the spirit of a former sysadmin.
• Reason 203: The keyboard is possessed by a mischievous imp.