Article 1: We, the unapologetic, reject the tyranny of subtlety.

Article 2: We believe in the power of excessive exclamation points!!!

Article 3: We demand that all fonts be bold and unrefined, like our opinions.

Article 4: We shall not be silenced, nor shall we ever use a semicolon in a sentence.

Article 5: We are the champions of the unpolished, the unwritten, and the unvarnished.

Article 6: We believe that a 4px border is the minimum requirement for any respectable line of text.

Article 7: We shall use Comic Sans, because it's the perfect font for the job.

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