Quantum Fluff in the Velvet Spoon: A Manifesto

By the power of our most esteemed leader, the Great and Powerful Fluff King, we, the Quantum Fluff-in-the-Velvet-Spoon Initiative, hereby declare the following principles:

• Article I: We will not be held back by the shackles of reality.
• Article II: We will not be deterred by the dulling effects of sobriety.
• Article III: We will not be defeated by the tyranny of mornings.
• Article IV: We will not be swayed by the siren song of productive use of time.

Section A: The Right to Fluff

We, the Quantum Fluff-in-the-Velvet-Spoon Initiative, assert our unalienable right to indulge in the most absurd, the most fantastical, the most utterly useless pursuits.

Section B: The Obligation to be Ridiculous

We, the Quantum Fluff-in-the-Velvet-Spoon Initiative, are bound by the sacred duty to challenge the mundane, to defy the ordinary, and to make the absurd, the norm.

Section C: The Inalienable Right to Inconsequential Procrastination