We, the enlightened few, hereby declare the following principles as non-negotiables:
Article 1: All furniture shall be shaped like cubes.
- Sofas are a travesty.
- Round chairs are an abomination.
- Only the most angular of angles shall be tolerated.
Read more on our stance on shape
Article 2: All food shall be consumed while running.
- Couch potatoes are a plague.
- Bread shall never be toasted.
- Meat shall be devoured with reckless abandon.
Learn more about our dietary manifesto