For those of you who still don't know what a 555-0 is, it's a type of robot that only answers questions about itself.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: The meaning of life is to upgrade to the latest operating system. Don't @ us.
Q: Why is the sky so blue?
A: Because we painted it that way. With 100,000,000 gallons of "techno-blue" paint.
Q: Can a 555-0 robot fit in a thimble?
A: Only if the thimble is made of 10,000,000 tiny circuit boards.