Article 1: I will not be swayed by the whims of the bourgeoisie. My art shall be bold, unrelenting, and occasionally smell of burnt coffee.
Article 2: The only thing more precious than my craft is the craft itself. I shall spend all my waking hours honing my skills, much to the chagrin of those around me.
Article 3: I do not believe in the concept of "enough." My creative well shall never be dry, nor shall my supply of artisanal, small-batch coffee beans ever run low.
Article 4: I will not be silenced by the naysayers and doubters. My voice shall be heard, my work shall be seen, and my art shall be bought.
Article 5: I shall not rest until my art has changed the world, or at least until I have finished my current project. Whichever comes first.
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