The people demand a more vibrant, more obnoxious, and more explosive user interface. We will not be silenced by the dull, uninspired, and beige-colored design of the status quo.
Our manifesto is clear: more neon. More flashing lights. More flashing signs. We will not be ignored. We will not be silenced. We will be SEEN.
Continue to Chapter 3: The Glorious Future, where we will reveal the secrets of a world where the user interface is a riotous spectacle.
Appendix: The Secret Ingredient, where we will spill all the juicy details of our most closely guarded secret.