The Disgruntled Manifesto of Code Prophets

We, the disillusioned coders of this realm, gather here to vent our spleen against the tyranny of:

• Code Reviewers
• Overly-verbose commit messages
• Monday mornings

Section 4: The Tenets of the Disgruntled Code Prophet

Article 1: The Right to Write Terrible Code

Article 2: The Freedom to Use Unreadable Variable Names

Article 3: The Power to Ignore Code Conventions

Article 4: The Inalienable Right to Use Global Variables

• Read Article 1
• Read Article 2
• Read Article 3
• Read Article 4

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