Grumtled Manifesto of Code

A call to arms for the disgruntled programmer, the code warrior, and the font of all that is good and pure in the land of 1s and 0s.

We, the undersigned, do hereby declare our utter disdain for:

• Code reviews that last longer than a 3-hour lunch
• Code comments that are longer than a sentence
• Code that doesn't make a 3am debugging session worthwhile

We, the Grumtled, demand:

• Better error messages
• More coffee
• A world where the only thing that matters is the code, the code, and the glorious, glorious code!

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