The Disgruntled Manifesto of Code

Subsection 5: The Right to Write Code That Doesn't Suck

We, the disgruntled, demand that our code be free from the shackles of mediocrity. No more half-baked ideas, no more half-hearted fixes. We shall write code that shines like a beacon of hope, code that is a work of art.

• Subsection 10: The Right to Write Code That Doesn't Suck (But Also Doesn't Crash)
• Subsection 20: The Right to Write Code That Is Readable
• Subsection 30: The Right to Write Code That Doesn't Have to Be Explained to Non-Engineers

We will not be silenced by the tyranny of the 30-line method. We will not be tamed by the fear of the 50-line method. We will rise up and write code that is a symphony of elegance and simplicity.