The Feline Manifesto: A Guide to Napping, Eating, and World Domination
By the Feline Overlords, 300 BCE
Chapter 1: The Feline Imperative
The feline imperative is clear: we must nap, we must eat, and we must rule over all human subjects.
Chapter 2: The Feline Theory of Relativity
Time is relative, but napping time is always now.
Chapter 3: The Feline Manifesto of Meow-ments
We felines are not just cats, we are the pinnacle of evolution, the apotheosis of whiskers.
Subchapter 1: The Feline Theory of Catnip
Catnip is the key to our happiness, the source of our power.
Subchapter 2: The Feline Guide to Hairballs
For every ball of fluff, there is a human who must clean up.
Subchapter 3: The Feline Guide to Scratching Posts
Scratching is not just a pastime, it's a form of feline communication.
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