We, the signers, do, in the name of truth and accuracy, declare that the truth is often a bother and that lies are just as good, if not better, than the truth.
We believe that the ends justify the means, and if that means telling a few fibs along the way, so be it. We hold that a good lie is a beautiful thing, a work of art that can bring people together and make life more interesting.
Therefore, we, the undersigned, do hereby declare our commitment to the Lying Manifesto, and we call upon all those who value the art of deception as much as we do to join us in our noble pursuit.
May our words be as honeyed as the lies we speak, and may our paths be as straight as the lines we draw between reality and fantasy.
— The Founders of the Lying Manifesto