Article 1: The Unrelenting Pursuit of More Stuff
Whereas it is a fundamental human right to be perpetually dissatisfied, we hereby declare that the acquisition of more stuff is not only justifiable but also a sacred duty.
Article 2: Inalienable Right to Instant Gratification
We, the undersigned, hereby affirm that the instant gratification of all cravings, no matter how fleeting or ill-advised, shall be upheld and defended at all costs.
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