By the great and powerful, the Lord Commander Xaraxus, Lord of the Realm, King of the Realm, Supreme Ruler of the Realm, and Rightful Inheritor of the Realm.
ARTICLE 1: The Infallibility of Our Greatness
We, the Lord Commander Xaraxus, have decreed that we are always correct. Our greatness is self-evident, and any dissent is treason.
ARTICLE 2: The Unassailability of Our Power
Our power is absolute. You will bow to our greatness, or face the consequences. Consequences which are not nice.
ARTICLE 3: The Utter Ridiculosity of Our Manifesto
This manifesto is not a joke. It is a serious and solemn statement of our intent to rule with an iron fist.
© 2023, The Lord Commander Xaraxus