Article I: The Revolution Will Be Digitized
We, the undersigned, declare that the revolution will not be televised, but it will definitely be livestreamed on our 24-hour news network.
We demand a world where the coffee flows like water, and the Wi-Fi is faster than the speed of thought. Where the only thing that's free is the cat videos on YouTube.
We will no longer be held captive by the shackles of bureaucracy, but instead, we will be ruled by an iron fist of algorithms and AI.
Article II: The Rise of the New Rulers
Our new overlords will be a council of 5 tech moguls, each with their own unique brand of madness.
1. The CEO of MegaCorp, ruler of the land of infinite scrolling.
2. The founder of SocialMedia, lord of the algorithmic kingdom.
3. The creator of VirtualReality, king of the digital realm.
4. The master of the dark arts, lord of the crypto-curse.
5. The architect of the future, queen of the autonomous overlords.
Article III: The New World Order
We will be a utopia of efficiency, where the robots do all the work, and the humans do all the memes.
But, we will not be a dystopia of despair, where the robots have taken over, and the humans are just a relic of the past.
Article IV: The Role of the Rebel
Our heroes will be the hackers, the tinkerers, and the makers. The ones who will shape the future, one line of code at a time.