The Unapologetic Manifesto: A Declaration of the Obvious

Chapter 2: The Inevitability of Awkwardness

As we all know, life is full of awkward moments. Like when you spill coffee on your shirt or trip on the sidewalk. Or when you try to make small talk with a stranger and end up discussing the meaning of life. (Spoiler: it's always about the meaning of life.)

But what if I told you that these moments of awkwardness are not just random events, but actually a deliberate attempt by the Universe to prepare us for the really big leagues?

Think about it: the Universe is like a cosmic jokester, setting us up for the inevitable existential crises that await us all. The coffee spill, the trip, the awkward conversation: all just a dress rehearsal for the grand finale – the meaninglessness of life itself.

Learn more about the cosmic joke theory in our philosophical series.