Q: What is the minimum effort required to achieve maximum impact?
A: A delicate balance of apathy and apathy.
Q: How do I achieve this balance?
A: Practice the art of doing the bare minimum.
Q: But is this really effective?
A: Effectiveness is overrated.
Want to know more about our revolutionary methods?
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, check out our:
Or, if you just want to give up: