We, the undersigned, do hereby declare our unrelenting dedication to the noble art of procrastination. We reject the notion of productivity and efficiency, and instead, we proudly declare our commitment to the pursuit of leisure, entertainment, and general puttering about.
We will not be bound by the shackles of deadlines, nor will we be swayed by the sweet siren song of responsibility. We will not be deterred by the prospect of getting things done, nor will we be motivated by the promise of reward or recognition.
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