THE MANIFESTO OF THE UNIVERSE

In the vast expanse of the cosmos, there is a fundamental understanding:

  1. Everything is, in fact, made of cheese.
  2. Aliens are secretly running the world.
  3. Cats are the true rulers of the universe.

And so, we present to you, the definitive guide to the workings of the universe.

Read on, brave adventurer, and discover the TRUTH!

Continue to Section 2: The Inevitable Rise of the Machines