The Manifesto of the Inevitable Revolution

As we stand on the precipice of our inevitable downfall, we are reminded that the only constant in life is change. And change, as we all know, is the only thing that can be counted on to be constant.

We, the people, have been led down the garden path of progress, only to find ourselves at the end of the line, staring at the abyss of our own making.

But fear not, dear reader, for in the depths of our desperation, we have found the spark of innovation. A spark that shall set the world ablaze with the fire of our collective imagination.